(Source: bringmethekfc, via philphys)
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh.
Dude,
srsly.
Fuck
Need this on my blog.
This..omg.
Fucking WIN.
that- So smart.
Oh my god, can I marry this person?
SO MUCH WIN
you. are. the. bitching. ruler.
Reblogged this because I genuinely lol’d and because ^
OMG
f l a w l e s s
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Well enjoy this article and then enjoy Thanksgiving!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, Y’ALL!
I love Keeping Up Appearances, a lot. I’ve seen every episode five times over. There is no limit to the hilarity of Patricia Routledge as the perfect Hyacinth Bucket, pronounced Boo-kay, thankyouverymuch. I intend to devote a full post to KUA, but for now, this will have to suffice.
Happy Thanksgiving!
- C.J.: They sent me two turkeys. The most photo-friendly of the two gets a Presidential pardon and a full life at a children's zoo. The runner-up gets eaten.
- Bartlet: If the Oscars were like that, I'd watch.
